lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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