big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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