dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Randomize