I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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