I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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