Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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