The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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