so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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