The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
the raccoons are back...
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