don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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