: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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