Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I need to calm my uterus...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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