Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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