i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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