You really coming over, don't trick.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I checked into jail on foursquare
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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