what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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