haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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