Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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