Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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