so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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