Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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