Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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