"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
