The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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