bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize