I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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