I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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