The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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