Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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