dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do vagina's smell?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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