He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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