Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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