No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Do vagina's smell?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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