**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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