The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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