it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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