I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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