we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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