And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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