Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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