dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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