I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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