good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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