i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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