Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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