If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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