If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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