i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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