So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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