Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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