Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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