no. you can't hotbox the world.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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