Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
