My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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