Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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