we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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