East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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